Subject: 'Net Addiction (fwd)




'Net Addiction

Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to the 'Net

10. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and
stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

9. You get a tattoo that reads "This profile best
viewed with Netscape Navigator 1.1 or higher."

8. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom,
or they all have names composed of eight or more
characters including at least one numeral.

7. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling,
like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

6. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on
your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.

5. You decide to stay in college for an additional year
or two, just for the free Internet access.

4. You laugh at people with 2400-baud modems.

3. You start using smileys in your snail mail.

2. You don't think that any of these are funny.

1. Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours.
You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your
ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem.
You succeed.